1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,755 NARRATOR". Karl Pilkington is back travelling the world, 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,673 seeking answers to more of life's big questions. 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,990 How much does your identity define you? 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,832 I think mine are nicer than yours. 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,514 NARRATOR". Do we need art? 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,990 This is not a normal way of creating art, this. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,558 NARRATOR". How should you live your life? 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,870 God almighty, what is she doing? 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,600 NARRATOR". What should you do with your limited time on the planet? 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,917 And how should we treat our bodies? 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,070 Showtime! 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,829 Am I in charge or is me arse in charge? 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,829 That's strange. 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,720 NARRATOR". In this episode, Karl explores waste. 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,839 50 Shades Darker. Meant to be well filthy, this, innit? 16 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,558 Can't be dirtier than this house, though, can it? 17 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,155 NARRATOR". Are we producing too much pollution? 18 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,271 NARRATOR". Should we downsize our lives? 19 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,078 What am I doing, kipping in a bin, 20 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,879 in a town I don't know and people are wandering about with guns? 21 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,037 NARRATOR". And where should we source our food? 22 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,474 I've had raccoon before 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,312 but it was fresher than this. 24 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,550 Like chicken. 25 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,830 This is The Moaning of Life. 26 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,440 There's no fun in this. 27 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,551 KARL". There's always going to be rubbish. 28 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,392 It's just part of life, innit? But it's the... 29 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,834 just walking here, 30 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,958 sort of seeing some of it. It's rubbish that's, uh, 31 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,395 sort of unnecessary rubbish that does my head in. 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,674 I think of the things that niggle me. You know like, uh... 33 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,116 Party poppers. just that, that little thing just to make mess. 34 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,510 For that one second of fun, shit everywhere. 35 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,318 And it's like, is it really worth it? 36 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,437 The fannying about getting the vac out 37 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,955 and cleaning that up. Was it worth it for that little moment? 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,830 Balloons. Something else you don't need, 39 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,196 it's something you blow up and stick on a wall. I don't understand... 40 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,271 Why does a balloon represent fun? 41 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,313 I'm just going to go and meet a bloke whose job it is 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,959 to work on the sewers. 43 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,272 Which is a sort of an importantjob in Mexico, innit? 44 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,030 I mean, you got 20 million people, 45 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,760 all shitting. You know, that's a lot of arses. 46 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,678 So it's a big responsibility. He's got to keep that moving. 47 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,478 I mean, I use the toilet a lot. 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,877 It's me time, isn't it? I've said that before. 49 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,794 It's where I'm probably most happiest in the house. 50 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,030 You know, you go in there, you lock yourself away. 51 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,715 I almost forget that I'm on the toilet. I've had it where I've gone twice. 52 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,913 I didn't have to wipe in between, I've been there that long. 53 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,673 So in a way, that's sort of being 54 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,034 environmentally friendly, thinking about it. 55 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,317 Well, once you hit the flush, you're not thinking about where, 56 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,550 you know, where is that going? Is it going to cause any problems? 57 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,439 Once it's out of sight, it's out of mind, isn't it? 58 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,631 It's probably taking minutes off me life, isn't it, breathing that in? 59 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,438 It's got to have an effect. 60 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,079 Poo particles, innit? 61 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,110 - Here we are. - Ah. 62 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,474 - Hello, how are you? - Hi. 63 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,278 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 64 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,919 TRANSLATOR: We're going to make an inspection underwater 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,913 to see that there's no garbage obstructing the pumps. 66 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,195 The water is already contaminated with chemicals, 67 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,989 sewer and every kind of different contaminations. 68 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,152 So, yeah, you know. It could kill you, that water, really. 69 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,599 TRANSLATOR: Yeah, he says that if you drink this water, it's almost immediate, 70 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,717 like, within a few hours. 71 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,316 Dead. Right. 72 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,154 In a way, I should go with it. I've been part of this. 73 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,429 So it's like, I've made the mess, 74 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,669 deal with it. 75 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,036 Look at the state of that, will you? 76 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,120 It's going in. 77 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,070 There's certain things in life that look scary 78 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,878 and you go, "I wish I had the balls to do it 79 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,598 "'cause am I missing out on something?" 80 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,234 But you know, it's not the Great Barrier Reef, is it? 81 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,390 That's the thing. 82 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,991 Is it safe for me to get involved with this? 83 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,230 I mean, look at people who are stood about in charge of it. 84 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,359 I don't get a sense of they know what to do when it goes wrong here. 85 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,390 Okay? 86 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,993 DIRECTOR: You all right? 87 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,993 What's with the gaffer tape? 88 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,470 Does... Do the suits get checked out regularly for holes? 89 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,596 Really, you're not going to know until I'm in there. 90 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,795 Like teabags, innit? 91 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,951 Have you ever used a teabag when you... 92 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,238 - Yes. - Put hot water on it 93 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,790 and you don't know it's got a hole in it and then you have leaves in the cup? 94 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,916 It's what I'm like now. A teabag. 95 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,070 MAN: Okay. 96 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,671 How are you feeling? Can you breathe properly? 97 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,513 (KARL SPEAKING) 98 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:38,557 I could smell human shit with that helmet on. 99 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,314 I was going, "There's a leak. There's a leak here." 100 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,234 And then, after a while I was thinking, "Or is it me? Have I shit meself?" 101 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,435 Have you ever played Asteroids? 102 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,437 Where there's a spaceship in the middle and the game is sort of 103 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,114 rocks come in out of different angles, don't they? 104 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,555 And you have to blast 'em. It was like that. 105 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,313 Saw a shit coming in there, I was looking at that one. 106 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,994 Just as that was going out of shot, another one's coming in there like that. 107 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,278 KARL". I'm not a right-on person or anything. 108 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,678 But all that shit's going, you know, it's not staying here. 109 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,199 God knows where it's going. Into the sea? Uh... 110 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,720 I suppose if Nemo gets lost again, there's no finding him. 111 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,873 I think it's probably more important 112 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,395 than keeping the traffic moving, innit? 113 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,993 I mean, that's a big debate, innit? 114 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,675 At home everyone's always talking about what's London going to do? 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,114 You know, the busy cities. 116 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,670 How are they going to keep, you know, the traffic moving, when really, 117 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,717 how do you keep the waste moving? 118 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,319 And I bet there is a rush hour, 119 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,073 when you think about it. I'm regular. 120 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,515 By about 10:00 every day, if I haven't been, 121 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,954 there's something wrong. 122 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:28,590 It wouldn't surprise me if at home, Boris sort of came up with a charge. 123 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,073 Digestion charge. That's what it'd be called, innit? 124 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,630 You see, you put a proper name on it, like that, it sounds quite legit. 125 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:52,111 Julio at the sewage plant, he probably wouldn't like this. 126 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,554 Too clean, innit? 127 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,393 Should go to Blackpool. 128 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,154 Even if you don't want to do it, if you don't agree with recycling, 129 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,038 you've kinda got to do it now. 130 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,196 The bloke who I'm going to meet up with today, 131 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,557 he does recycling 132 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,717 but in a different way. 133 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,553 Richie? 134 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,670 Richie? 135 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,795 He's made his own island out of bottles. 136 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,029 All right? 137 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:22,511 RICHIE: This, I believe, is truly a solution 138 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,432 to what we're doing to the planet. 139 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,516 KARL: So the whole thing is balancing on plastic bottles? 140 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,955 Plastic bottles, all different sizes, 141 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,919 and they're all put in these bags like this, 142 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,870 and these are tied underneath a pallet 143 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,476 and then it's all covered with old plywood from the construction sites. 144 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,110 Feel how solid it is. 145 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,032 Yeah, I wouldn't know I was on plastic bottles. 146 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,953 No, you would think that it was solid on the bottom now, 147 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,110 but it's totally floating. 148 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,592 KARL: Have you seen this? There's a jellyfish here. 149 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,637 RICHIE: Oh, yeah. Nice jellyfish there. 150 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,554 KARL: You see, I'm worried about disturbing the jellyfish. 151 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,789 RICHIE: I know. 152 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,550 - Do you want me to push you? - No, no, no! Don't be pushing. 153 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,710 Ah. 154 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,112 RICHIE: You need to kind of put your head further under and look that way. 155 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,235 I know. 156 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,193 How many... 157 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,509 How many bottles? 158 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,959 There's about 160,000 now. 159 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,798 This mask is letting in water. 160 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,873 - You need a hand? You all right, yeah? - I just wanted to... 161 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,030 Fucking... 162 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,872 DIRECTOR: Can you give him a hand, Richie? 163 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,549 RICHIE: There we go. 164 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,709 Baywatch. 165 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,712 So if I wanted to make a little sort of island for meself, 166 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,313 how many bottles are we looking at? 167 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,993 Two or three hundred bottles 168 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,390 I think would be enough to float you nicely. 169 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,909 KARL". Plastic bottles, you know, that's the real problem. 170 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,639 I'm guilty of it. I've already had, like, three today, 171 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,397 you know, 'cause you're told, aren't you? Drink water. 172 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,797 DXRECYOR". Does Suzanne recycle? KARL". She buys a lot of stuff. 173 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,110 Lots of like, you know, um, 174 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,077 Oil of Ulay bottles. 175 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,231 She buys all that but instead of buying one, 176 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,630 she's sort of caught in the trap, that thing of 177 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,439 two different creams. One for morning, one for night. 178 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,875 So there's two bottles instead of one. It's the same stuff. 179 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,476 I keep telling her it's the same... In each of them, if I swapped them round, 180 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,597 it's no different. 181 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,798 Night cream, day cream. As if her face knows what time of day it is. 182 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,671 Have you got sort of hotspots for rubbish? 183 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,559 RICHIE: Yeah, they have these collecting canisters for recycling 184 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,756 and they allow me to take whatever I need. 185 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,990 Yeah, we got what we want here, I think. 186 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,480 KARL: You have a favourite bottle, do you? 187 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:55,030 RICHIE: Well, the thing is the Coca-Cola bottle is actually quite strong. 188 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,114 So in one way it's more unecological but it's better for island-building. 189 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,993 190 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,953 191 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:12,189 and to populate the sea 192 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,590 Yeah, we got some good bottles in this one. 193 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,160 Why break land when you can make land? 194 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,517 Don't use bricks and mortar, use bottle and water. 195 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,273 One, two, three, hallelujah. 196 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,317 Showtime. Yeah. 197 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,832 - Ooh, look at that. Right? - Perfect! 198 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,955 Made for me. 199 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,755 Take two. 200 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,756 Okay, now, bit more this way. 201 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,150 KARL: How long do you reckon I'll do tonight on this? 202 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,277 I think you can go the whole night. 203 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,590 That's going to come down. One little bit of wind... 204 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,114 RICHIE: No, it's not coming down. 205 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,873 I'll have to go to bed wearing a hardhat. 206 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,679 - Remember the Turkish Delight advert? -(LAUGHING) Yeah. 207 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,400 Reminds me of that, that sort of woman in the... 208 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,550 What's that for? 209 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,473 You're going to be on a dangling rope. Well, you can pull yourself in. 210 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,029 - Rope? Fuck off! - This is strong enough. 211 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,795 - I'm telling you. You try and snap that. - No, I am not using that as a... 212 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,393 - No chance. - Pull it! 213 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,632 KARL: This wouldn't keep fucking buttons on me pants, this. 214 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,155 We're using this to keep me attached to the world? 215 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,639 Let's get you on it 216 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,233 -and I'll keep a hold of this. - I'll go on it. 217 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,551 I'll drift off to Cuba and you take the island over. 218 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,430 KARL: Fucking hell. 219 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,669 Oh, God. 220 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,433 Right, it's on. It's on. 221 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,874 Oh, God. 222 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,233 RICHIE: Now, now roll it. 223 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,873 - Which way is it going? -just let it go now. 224 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,633 - No, no don't! - Yeah. 225 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,355 Look at that. 226 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,918 Oh, I haven't made a flag. 227 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,593 RICHIE: We can do a flag. I'll cut you a bit of cloth. 228 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,751 I've got some nice light blue cloth. 229 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,070 You want to paint it? 230 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,071 It's going to have, like, "Life's Rubbish". 231 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,239 And it is. It's being held up by life's rubbish. 232 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,440 Do you want the flag, Will? 233 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,717 I know you're going, "Oh, there isn't an apostrophe." 234 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,473 - It doesn't matter. - No, it doesn't matter. 235 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,118 RICHIE: What does it mean if it hasn't got an apostrophe? 236 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,873 The rubbish of life? 237 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,634 WILL: Life... - Lifes rubbish. The rubbish of life. 238 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,112 Regardless of whether you're saying life is rubbish or the rubbish of life, 239 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,474 it would have an apostrophe in it. 240 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,119 RICHIE: If I say to you "Life's rubbish", 241 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,554 do you know that there's an apostrophe in there? 242 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,876 I understand it. I haven't got a problem with it. 243 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,434 KARL: Let's have a good night's sleep. 244 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:41,870 Yay! Launching Karl's little bottle island. 245 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,709 Hasta la vista... Oh! 246 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,835 Balance it out. 247 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,877 Wow! Look at the pelican. 248 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,515 KARL: Good God! 249 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,034 (RICHIE LAUGHING) 250 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,679 KARL: It's like jurass/c Park! 251 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,473 (RICHIE LAUGHING) 252 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,551 KARL: It's got a look of Rod Stewart about it. 253 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,791 Sort of funny hair, big nose. 254 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,872 It's coming back round. There it is. 255 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,758 It's probably saying, "That should have an apostrophe in it." 256 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,192 - DIRECTOR: You happy to sleep on it? - Yeah, yeah. 257 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,918 No, I really am. 258 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,071 Get us me sleeping bag. Call it a day. 259 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,952 It's really good. 260 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,317 I'd say it's the most fun I've ever had putting the rubbish out. 261 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,279 I think of pollution as just packaging and plastic and things, 262 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,035 but in a way, even food these days is messed with, isn't it? 263 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,633 It's not natural. 264 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,997 It's pumped full of all sorts of crap to make it last longer. 265 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,790 But I'm going to meet a bloke who eats food that hasn't been messed with. 266 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,234 He eats roadkill. 267 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,597 You know, wild animals that are dead from being hit by cars. 268 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,791 I'm, I'm... Yeah. 269 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,200 I'm like that. 270 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,634 I don't want him, you know, turning into Mad Max 271 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,631 and squashing shit on purpose. 272 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,872 If he's finding stuff that's been killed already, 273 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,793 you know, if it's had a good life, 274 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,111 it hasn't been hemmed in in a little sort of shed, 275 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,554 it's run about 276 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,758 and it's just unfortunate that it didn't cross the road right, 277 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,153 it should be the best meat I've ever eaten, by rights. 278 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,313 ALAN: I was looking at statistics as to how many are out there 279 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,358 and this says 250,000 a day. 280 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,159 250,000 things a day are being hit by a car? 281 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,231 Yeah. You know, I've picked up snake, 282 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,995 possum and squirrel, turkey, skunk. 283 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,835 KARL: God, yeah. I mean, really, then, we should be eating it. 284 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,831 This is a waste, isn't it, if you don't? 285 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,639 ALAN: Yeah. You could say that for sure. 286 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,793 - You seen badgers? - Yeah. 287 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,632 They've got a white line on the back, haven't they? 288 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,994 And I always wonder if 289 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,152 nature knew they were going to get run over and they've just like 290 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,914 put a natural road marking on its back. 291 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,752 Oh, God. What was that? That was big. 292 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,956 ALAN: Yeah, let's go back. I'm not sure. 293 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,429 - Oh, like a pig. - I think it was a possum. 294 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,629 KARL: Oh, there it is. 295 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,232 ALAN: Um, it's a raccoon. Yeah. 296 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,514 I've had raccoon before but, uh... 297 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,272 It's starting to smell, it's, um... 298 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,759 It was fresher than this. 299 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,518 DIRECTOR: How are you with "best befores"? 300 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,710 You go with your eyes, don't you? And your nose and that. 301 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,076 That's kind of what... Well, that's why we've got them. 302 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,790 It's why nature gave us them things, innit? To sort of give you a warning. 303 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,633 Sometimes you open the packet and you can see it shining 304 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,950 and you go, "Oh, is that, uh, is that bad?" 305 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,839 But the good thing is I've got a cat. 306 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,151 You give some of that to the cat, if he turns his nose up at it... 307 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,311 If it's not good enough for him, it's not good enough for me. 308 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:58,799 I've got four things there as a tester to whether food's off or not. 309 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,917 You know, me eyes, me nose, me mouth, the cat. 310 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,520 There's something. 311 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,513 - It's another raccoon. - Another one, but worse shape, I think. 312 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,191 KARL: They're not very good are they, at crossing the road, raccoons? 313 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,556 They have that expression, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 314 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,756 KARL: Yeah. ALAN: It could be raccoon. 315 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,672 Well, I get why the chicken crossed the road. 316 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,433 'Cause there's that many bloody fried chicken shops 317 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,954 knocking around, aren't they? 318 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,599 - Uh-huh. - So, it makes sense. 319 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,398 He's probably trying to get away from each one. 320 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,235 Was that another? 321 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,277 - Well, did you see it? - Oh, that's a possum and it's 322 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,920 -much, much worse. It's kind of tore up. - Oh. 323 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,996 KARL: And I can't catch rabies from it just... 324 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,549 ALAN: Only if you have an open cut in your hand. 325 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,677 KARL: No, I haven't. It does smell, doesn't it? 326 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,750 ALAN: Yeah. 327 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,878 Set that out of the way. It's not going to get squashed any more, is it? 328 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,951 Plus, something might eat it. 329 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,390 I have had friends with dogs, like, 330 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,233 really nice coats, like Great Pyrenees 331 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,834 and I've said, you know, "If your dog dies, can I... 332 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,672 "Do you mind if I make a rug out of him?" 333 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,194 How did that go down? 334 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,712 They laughed. I don't know how they felt about it. (LAUGHING) 335 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,234 KARL: Yeah, I've got a cat. 336 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,913 Got a nice coat on it 337 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,913 but it is a funny one. It's odd, if you've got a cat or a dog 338 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,957 and you've looked after it properly, 339 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,838 should you be allowed to eat it? 340 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,873 You've spent money on it. 341 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,758 If anything, it might stop 342 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,310 animal cruelty because if you know you're going to have a good meal 343 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,950 when that dies, you're not going to give it rubbish food. 344 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,034 So this is where you keep stuff that you've found. 345 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,993 - That's what I wanted to show you. - Oh,Jesus! 346 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,435 (STAMMERING) What is that? That's a rabbit. 347 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,954 - Is it a rabbit? - Yes. 348 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,834 And that is a fox. 349 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,914 - And this is... This is roadkill? - Yeah, uh-huh. 350 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,071 It's ourjob to prepare it. 351 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,793 If it stops looking like a squirrel, I'll be better with it. 352 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,234 ALAN: Yeah, it's usually easier. 353 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,434 You just do that and I'll sit over here. 354 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,749 Pathetic, innit? 355 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,034 That's fresh, innit? 356 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,911 - You're not looking, right? - KARL: No. 357 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,715 ALAN: All right, it's done. 358 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,994 - Gone? - It's no longer an individual. 359 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,358 Now it's just a body. Is that easier? (LAUGHS) 360 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,909 Uh, yeah, a little bit, I suppose. 361 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,196 - Watch this. - I'm sitting down again. 362 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,760 - Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Jesus. 363 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,799 Yeah, I suppose it is something you get used to after a while. 364 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,276 Well, they say that about serial killers. 365 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,555 (ALAN LAUGHS) 366 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,313 You know, there comes a point where it's actually... 367 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,993 It's not gross, it's beautiful. 368 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,832 You just go in there and you push. 369 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,513 What?just push what?just... 370 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,194 - Sort of like I'm taking a sock off? - Yeah. Yeah. 371 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,873 Yeah, that's more like it. 372 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,075 When you think 373 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,720 that we are meat eaters and yet we restrict ourselves 374 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,199 to sort of beef, 375 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,875 lamb, 376 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,109 chicken, 377 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,349 Dink 378 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,430 and fish. 379 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,070 That's only five. Is there any more? 380 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,356 That's only five options 381 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,638 and there's seven days in a week. 382 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,633 You know, maybe you should have more choice. 383 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,510 You know. Why don't we eat squirrel? 384 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,880 Can't be too bad, right? 385 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,633 - It's fine. - Uh-huh. 386 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,115 Like chicken. 387 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,315 It's nice, Alan. 388 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,674 - Yeah. - I can't, yeah, I can't... 389 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,239 - I'm glad you like it. - Can't lie. 390 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,435 There's nothing wrong with it. 391 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,071 If it dies, if it gets hit by a car, eat it. 392 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,355 Let's not waste the stuff. 393 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,789 I don't know if it would happen that much at home, this. 394 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,154 All right, London has brought in 395 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,197 the 20-mile-an-hour speed limit, haven't they? 396 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:37,114 So the chances of hitting something now are pretty slim. 397 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,114 You've got enough time... There's more chance of a badger overtaking you 398 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,474 than you hitting it, to be honest. 399 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,759 ALAN: I ate slugs once. 400 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,069 KARL: Slugs? ALAN: Yeah. 401 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,275 KARL: You're joking! 402 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,476 ALAN: No, they were good. KARL: (LAUGHING) You're kidding! 403 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,518 ALAN: How come you'll eat a squirrel but you won't eat slugs? 404 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,436 DIRECTOR: So, Karl, what are we doing here? 405 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,160 We're looking at, like, another sort of rubbish, really. 406 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,835 Not like body waste and plastic bottles, that sort of thing. 407 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,150 We're looking at stuff. 408 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,198 Stuff that we collect through our lives. 409 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,830 The stuff that we buy for ourselves, the stuff that people buy for us. 410 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,910 The clutter. 411 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,591 DIRECTOR: Is there not something in your possessions 412 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,877 that if somebody came in and said, "Listen, why are you keeping that?" 413 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,474 KARL: There's... There's one thing. 414 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,550 Remember E.T.? 415 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,550 I was into it as a kid and me mum bought me like this little leather 416 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,074 E.T. 417 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,915 That's the only thing that I'm a bit like, "Why am I keeping that?" 418 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,150 It's his eyes. It's sort of looks... 419 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,470 I can't imagine picking it up and putting in the bin. 420 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,676 I'd feel really guilty about it. It's daft, 421 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,717 but I've had it years 422 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,997 and it's part of me and Suzanne now. Do you know what I mean? 423 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,680 If we're packing, if we move, it's like, "Yeah, plates, 424 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,435 "knives and forks, settee. Have we got the E.T.?" 425 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,794 "Yeah, E.T. is packed." 426 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,919 But some people get a bit carried away, 427 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,878 end up with a house full of stuff 428 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,156 and, you know, they have to call people in 429 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,629 to help clear the place out, and that's what I'm doing today. 430 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,554 I'm meeting a firm who, you know, goes in and helps 431 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,190 clean out houses of people who've just hoarded too much. 432 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,318 So what's them uh... Where's the house that we're... 433 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,435 MAN: Well, right over here. 434 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,439 This home right here. 435 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,874 What's the story? 436 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,476 Um, we've got the homeowner that developed some issues 437 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,995 that prevented her from being able to maintain the home 438 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,794 in a proper, sanitised, healthy environment. 439 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,759 And we're here today to try to remedy that problem for her. 440 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,319 Tell you what, why don't you go ahead 441 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,199 and take a look at what it is that we're going to be dealing with today. 442 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,115 KARL: Jesus. 443 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,198 You are... You are joking me. 444 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,073 It's like it's the end of the world, innit? 445 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,436 Do you know what I mean? The world's ended and then 446 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,478 it's just all frozen in time. 447 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,191 And she lives in here full-time? 448 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,830 MAN: Yeah. 449 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,431 KARL: I don't understand how you can. 450 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,918 I mean, she's got a lot of films there. 451 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,752 Suspect, Die Hard. 452 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,555 Never got into Buffy. 453 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,719 Never liked that. 454 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,354 I can't imagine coming in, thinking, 455 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,716 "What will I do today? I haven't got much on. 456 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,430 "Pop a film on." 457 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,357 Where's the telly, anyway? 458 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,511 Karl, this is Martin. He's the lead. 459 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,511 He's going to go ahead and attach himself to you. 460 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,670 Hello, Martin. Okay. 461 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,197 - KARL: All right, well... - We can start right here. 462 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,510 Yeah? Bin, bin. 463 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,517 See, stuff like this, 464 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,150 I'm talking about the world that we live in and the things we buy. 465 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,880 Omelette maker. 466 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,431 Shit like that. Omelette makers, ice cream makers, breadmakers. 467 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,480 Stuff you get, immediately stick in a cupboard under the sink 468 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,675 and forget about it. 469 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,272 This must be years and years' worth of stuff. 470 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,155 Cove red. 471 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,952 We're here for a long time, aren't we? People buy you gifts. Your birthday, 472 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,431 Christmas. Christmas is the main problem, 473 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,592 I'd say, to the planet. You know, for hoarders. 474 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,637 People buying you things you don't really want. 475 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,472 It's a big problem, that. 476 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,676 Baby Jesus, he got gold, frankincense and myrrh, didn't he? 477 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,754 The gold isn't a bad gift. I don't know what myrrh is. 478 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,871 Frankincense is just smelly stuff, innit? 479 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,312 But how old was he? He's a baby. 480 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,678 How long had he been in the world and already 481 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,596 he'd managed to take up space with shit that he didn't ask for. 482 00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,989 KARL: Yeah? Never even been used. 483 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,833 So, I wonder where she gets the joy from...from that, then? 484 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,036 You know, is it when she bought it? When she brings it home? 485 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,110 MAN: Compulsive... Yeah. 486 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,278 MAN 2: Yeah, probably. Like this stuff here is all brand-new. 487 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,798 Another omelette maker. 488 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,029 Two omelette makers. 489 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,920 I don't know me facts 490 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,595 but I bet if you look at hoarders, I bet it is mainly women. 491 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,599 'Cause they're the ones who say "I'm going out." 492 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,795 "Where are you going?" "I'm going shopping." 493 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,393 "What for?" "just going shopping." 494 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,629 What does that mean? 495 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,280 If I go out, if Suzanne says, "Where are you going?" I say, "I'm nipping out. 496 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,431 "I'm going to Homebase to buy a hedge trimmer." 497 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,874 I know exactly what I'm going for, 498 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,429 I don't come back and say "Oh, I've bought an omelette maker." 499 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,597 KARL: You think the world's to blame in any way here? 500 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,796 'Cause what would she have been like back in the day? 501 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,474 You know, if she was a cavewoman or whatever, 502 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,996 where there wouldn't have been stuff to sort of hoard, 503 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,594 what would she have done? You know what I mean? 504 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,114 MAN: She would have collected a lot of rocks. 505 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,316 Now, that isn't that old, is it? 50 Shades... 506 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,034 50 Shades Darker. Is that the follow-up? 507 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,151 Meant to be well filthy, this, innit? 508 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,072 Can't be dirtier than this house, though, can it? 509 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,830 Shit will get somewhere. 510 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,754 I find that with everything. It's like, you get 511 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,990 shit between your toes, your belly button. 512 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,551 If you don't empty that a lot, it's full. 513 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,914 There's no need for it to be there. 514 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,072 It's just a little shit collector that... You could fill it in, really. 515 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,436 Could get rid of that. Grout it. 516 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,193 'Cause there's no reason for that hole to be there. 517 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,238 But the weird thing is shit finds itself in there. 518 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,433 That's not just me, is it? You have that, don't you? 519 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,919 MEN: Yeah. 520 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,270 DIRECTOR: Where 3 that going, though? 521 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,398 KARL". I asked Glenn. He said, it's, uh, landfill. 522 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,993 So it's not going away, is it? 523 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,475 And he said he's busy. 524 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,676 It's like that every day. There's a job like that every day. 525 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,795 'Cause there's too much stuff. 526 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,074 Moving that around. It's like a game of chess, innit? 527 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,798 All that shit there, move it over there. 528 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,269 It's not getting rid of it, it's just moving it about. 529 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,318 I think what we saw yesterday, 530 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,755 you know, clearing out the house, was 531 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:14,711 how much of a problem stuff is on the planet. 532 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,713 People just having too much stuff. 533 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,758 So if you sort of work backwards from that, you know, 534 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,037 would it be a good idea just not to have the space? 535 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,396 And that's what we're looking at today. There's a fellow 536 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,551 who's called Jeff who I'm meeting 537 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,078 and that's what he's done. He's basically downsized 538 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,356 in a big way, so he hasn't got that space. 539 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,390 But he's not just, you know, downsized 540 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,710 to like a small apartment. He's, he's... 541 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,757 He's living in a bin. 542 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,190 He's not in one of these, is he? 543 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,078 Jeff, are you home? 544 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,919 - You want to hop in? - Yea h, yeah, yeah. 545 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,990 Trying to keep the place clean. 546 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,276 - I can take me shoes off. - Okay, yeah. 547 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,715 JEFF: Welcome to the place. 548 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,997 I can get you a cup. 549 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,798 - Yeah, I'd love a coffee. Yeah. - Okay. 550 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,349 JEFF: Every dumpster should have an espresso maker. 551 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,919 If it's getting a little bit 552 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,595 toasty in here, we've got our AC, or we can do some natural light. 553 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,074 - Yesterday... - Yea h? 554 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,913 I was in a house that just had too much gear. 555 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,555 -(jEFF LAUGHS) - KARL: And you're all about 556 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,756 -1:he opposite of that, just... -j EFF: Yeah. 557 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,275 What have you got? I mean, is this everything you own in your life? 558 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,000 Yeah, this is all my, uh, clothes. 559 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,790 While that's warming up I can show you... Under here I've got my closet. 560 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,674 I was in a 3,000-square-foot house 561 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,798 a few years ago. And now I've got four shirts. 562 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,156 I'm going to make you a little bit of breakfast. 563 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,358 It's a little egg boiler. This is how I cook my eggs. 564 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,760 It's pretty nifty. 565 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,797 You must get bunged up eating nothing but eggs 566 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,154 but that's a good thing, innit? 567 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,992 -'Cause you got nowhere to go. - Yeah. 568 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,676 JEFF: So, it's a good life, you know. 569 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:53,311 I don't know that it's for everyone but I think it's for everybody for a night. 570 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,597 KARL: Well, look. You can see people have got 571 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,512 bigger houses than what you're living in. 572 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,910 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - But they've got storage outside. 573 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,873 JEFF: And I bet they haven't opened it in months. 574 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,997 - It'll be full of shit. -(LAUGHS) 575 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,037 It will. It just will be. 576 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,799 He's got a swingball in there, a few deck chairs. 577 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,511 That is a job that he's got to get round to doing. 578 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,557 He's got to clear it out but he never gets round to it. 579 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,635 JEFF: So you're going to need to find a bin. 580 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,439 We could go pick you up one at the dumpster yard. 581 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,273 You know, hopefully you might orient your dumpster 582 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,638 so it's not facing the street so you're not serviced in the middle of the night. 583 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,677 Oh, that's horrible 'cause they won't hear you screaming. 584 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,875 - It's like in space... - You're not going to sleep. 585 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,280 - It's like Alien, innit? - You're not going to sleep. 586 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,680 In space no one hears you scream. 587 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,436 It's a three-cubic-yard dumpster. 588 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,397 It's nice, that. It's smooth, isn't it? 589 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,198 Make me an offer on it. 590 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,155 - It'll last you a lifetime. - You know... Definitely. 591 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,435 - S0lid. -(LAUGHING) 592 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,874 What do you reckon to that? 593 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:57,193 For you we might do $795. Something like that. 594 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,839 Well, I only want it the night so... 595 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,036 Yeah, all right. Let's have this, then. Let's have this. 596 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,636 I've got a driver here that can have it delivered to wherever you want. 597 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,638 MAN: You're not scared, um, being out there in the dark? 598 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,755 Well, is Austin rough? Has it got any nutters? 599 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,673 Um, it's not bad-bad. 600 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,198 It's like every place, like, good areas and bad areas. 601 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,837 There's a lot of people walking in the night. 602 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,957 When you said, "Are you scared?" I wasn't before 603 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,678 but now you've asked me that I'm starting to wonder where 604 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,751 - I'm being dropped off here. - I'm sorry. (LAUGHS) 605 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,195 - What are you playing at? - No, I'm just saying, 'cause I mean, 606 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,551 I don't know if I could sleep comfortable being in a place like that. 607 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,109 Yeah, but people can break into your house, can't they? 608 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,232 But they break into my house, I got my stuff there. 609 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,070 What do you mean? 610 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,753 I've got my guns. 611 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,037 In Texas, everybody got a weapon. 612 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,989 - It's simple like that, so... -(LAUGHS) 613 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,720 Fucking hell. What am I doing, kipping in a bin, 614 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,440 in a town I don't know and people are wandering about with guns? 615 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,510 Uh-huh. 616 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,513 What is going on? Jeff didn't say any of this. 617 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,470 Uh, looks a bit grimy round here, doesn't it? 618 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,710 Don't know if we should stop at all there. 619 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,553 Is this area all right? 620 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,914 Is it nice around here? 621 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,229 - What, this area? - Yeah. 622 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,675 MAN: Um... 623 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,635 (SIGHS) 624 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,320 Where are we putting it? 625 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,989 Why here? 626 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,436 Right. Right next to a bar. So they're going to be keeping me up all night. 627 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,239 Why here, though, Will? Are you just trying to annoy me? 628 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,554 This is a shithole. 629 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,714 WILL: It was the place where we actually can 630 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,711 -have permission to drop it. - I'm not leaving it here. No, no. 631 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,079 You couldn't have found a worse place. 632 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,677 - Yeah, let's just put it here. - Put it here? 633 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,910 Not in a corner. I think the corner's more dangerous. 634 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,191 There's a toilet over there, though, look. There's a toilet. 635 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,918 There's a public... There's a little, um... 636 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,752 I'lljust go and check that out. 637 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,554 Is this just for customers? 638 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,039 - MAN: Yeah. - Yea h? 639 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,953 KARL: How much would that be for a night? 640 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,509 - How much would you rent me that for? -(LAUGHING) 641 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,511 - Five bucks. -(LAUGHING) 642 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,113 - Would you? - Yeah. 643 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,596 - WILL: You'd rather sleep in a portaloo? - I'd rather... Definitely. 644 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,751 Come and have a look at it. Come and have a look. 645 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,715 You know what I mean? 646 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,714 If all we're doing is showing how little space you need, 647 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,995 that is spot-on. 648 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,993 - WILL: You really prefer this to... - It's got a lock on the inside. 649 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,991 I've got a hook for me coat. 650 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,633 WILL: Has a lock on the inside suddenly become quite important? 651 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,996 Yeah. I can sit here, lid up, 652 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,232 ready, and just... I mean, that's ideal. That's heaven, isn't it? 653 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,038 The more the day's gone on, 654 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,278 the more I've thought a bin isn't a good... 655 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,835 There'sjust something a bit... It's not even nice to look at, is it? 656 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,991 At least this looks all right. 657 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,516 Let's get Jeff here and he'll go, "Oh, why didn't I think of that?" 658 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,634 What do you reckon? Five bucks he's charging me for the night. 659 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,194 (LAUGHING) 660 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,839 How's that for cheap living? 661 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,558 - Seriously? - No, it's less. 662 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,519 Your idea is to, you know, sort of live with little. 663 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,954 - Yeah. - Mirror. 664 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,673 Yeah, oh, you've got a mirror. I don't have a mirror or a coat hook. 665 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,353 - Yeah, I reckon... - You've got to pee in a bottle. 666 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,192 Yeah, you've got... (LAUGHING) You can pee... 667 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,114 - No, this is a better solution. - Why didn't you think of this? 668 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,315 (KARL SIGHS) 669 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,350 WILL: How's it going? 670 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,998 KARL: I'm ready for a night in this. 671 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,752 If I get through to about half-six, seven, 672 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,831 that's six and a half hours sat on the toilet. 673 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,117 Told you, sometimes I can be sat on them that long anyway at home. 674 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,199 (YAWNING) Have a good one. 675 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,315 (SIGHING) 676 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,240 It's fucking freezing. 677 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,278 (SIRENS BLARING IN THE DISTANCE) 678 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,713 It's been one of the longest nights of me life, that. 679 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,633 And it's only been, like, four and a half hours. 680 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,237 I haven't even had a shit. That annoyed me. 681 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,953 It's no good, is it? 682 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,678 Doesn't... Doesn't work. 683 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,994 It's freezing. Um... 684 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,030 A lot going on. 685 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,794 I couldn't really relax. Sirens keep happening. 686 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,910 I just was in there just thinking, "What am I doing? 687 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,315 "What am I trying to prove here?" You know what I mean? I'm in me 40s. 688 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,195 Spending a night in a portaloo. I just thought, "Forget this." 689 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,553 (DOG BARKING) 690 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,715 KARL". When I grew up, there was one bin in the garden. 691 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,395 One collection a week, one bin. And we managed. 692 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,950 Now I've got... There's a couple of green ones. There's a blue one. 693 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,509 There's a couple of black ones. 694 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,635 There's a little brown one. 695 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,749 There's just bins. Endless amounts of bins. 696 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,558 All for different things. Every time you move, 697 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,200 there's different rules. It's like learning a new language. 698 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,238 Where I used to live, a green bin was, like, recycling. 699 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,277 Where I am now, it's garden waste. 700 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,476 It's the blue bin for recycling. 701 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,400 I mean, this is how kids learn the colours now, innit? 702 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,235 I mean, you know, it's not colours of the rainbow any more. It's wheelie bins. 703 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,312 You just, you see a bin, you think bad. There's no good to be had from a bin. 704 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,998 You know, I'm getting a bit niggled here talking about wheelie bins. 705 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,310 But I'm looking at, you know, is there a positive about them? 706 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,392 Is there anything you can do with them that's good? 707 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,675 - I'm Karl. - Hi. 708 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,673 - Groove Uncles? - Groove Uncles. 709 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,154 We have three sounds. 710 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,270 The bass drum. 711 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,998 (THUDDING) 712 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,593 Then we have the snare. 713 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,157 - And the high-hat. -(CLATl'ERING) 714 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,230 Good, innit? 715 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,438 MAN 1: Come on. Grab one. We'll show you some. 716 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,473 MAN 2: In Germany we have a famous rhythm 717 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,517 and it's called Miezekatze. 718 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,909 It means kitty cat. 719 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,077 You start with your foot. Mi... 720 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,470 -...tz ...ka ...tz. -(RHYTHMIC TAPPING) 721 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,635 Mi, tz, ka, tz. 722 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,077 Mixing it... Hang on. I got out of line there. 723 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,356 So, that, that... No, hang on. 724 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,272 - That, that, that, that... No. -(CLATl'ERING) 725 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,158 MAN 2: The high-hat is always in between. 726 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,078 - Oh, yeah. - Always. You kick first, 727 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,309 then play the high-hat. 728 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,914 (RHYTHMIC TAPPING) 729 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,155 You can't do any, uh, like ballads. 730 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,715 - You can't do any little love songs. -(LAUGHS) 731 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,074 It's all energy, innit? 732 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,873 (RHYTHMIC TAPPING) 733 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,198 (MEN CHANTING) 734 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,198 As the man of the house, I feel like, 735 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,032 "Don't go near my bin." 736 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,236 Do you what I mean? That's my bin. 737 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,709 It's worse when you live in flat and you've got to share a bin. 738 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,553 It's one of them, I'm a curtain-twitcher. 739 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,677 Other people in the flat, what are they putting in the bin? 740 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,910 -(RHYTHMIC TAPPING) - ALL: Ooh! 741 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,509 I'll tell you what's annoying. The bin men used to come on a Wednesday 742 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,752 and the woman upstairs used to have loads of shit, 743 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,399 but instead of putting it out on a Tuesday night 744 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,039 the bin men would come on a Wednesday, empty it 745 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,269 and then she'd go down and put it all there. 746 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,676 It's like, "We've got to wait another week now. 747 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,955 "Why didn't you bring that down earlier?" 748 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,155 Yeah! 749 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,994 Okay, Karl, so later on, we will do a performance in the town 750 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,469 and therefore, we need some more instruments. 751 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,789 KARL: Yeah. 752 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,632 MAN 1 : Our philosophy is about that 753 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,394 everything might be an instrument, and there are 754 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,949 tonnes of things thrown away by people 755 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,634 and we can use it to make music. Everything. 756 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,229 Is that from a washing machine? 757 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,473 That's good for a bees' nest. 758 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,435 Isn't it? 759 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,277 Oh, that takes me back. Bloody hell. 760 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,510 Had stuff sort of similar to that when I did me Djing, me Djing days. 761 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,990 What's that? 762 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,832 Oh, yeah, it's still got fat in it. 763 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,797 Look at that. Shit! 764 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,073 Oh, that's well grim. 765 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,155 That's Germans for you, though, innit? They like a lot of fried stuff. 766 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,312 You asked me before, what was the last thing I chucked out? 767 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,710 It was a breadmaker. When we moved. 768 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,878 Suzanne mithered for one for ages. 769 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,399 "I want one." "Why do you want to make bread for? 770 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,709 "It's cheaperjust to buy a loaf." 771 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,553 "No, I want to make our own, I want it to be like The Good Life. " 772 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,199 I think she made about six loaves. 773 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,836 Under the sink. Never used. 774 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,633 And had to bin it. 775 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,549 We like a gadget for making our life easier but in a way, it's not easier. 776 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,473 It's not easier making it, making your own loaf when you can just nip to... 777 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,836 You know, there's 24-hour Tescos everywhere. Why... 778 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,878 How can it possibly be easier making your own loaf? 779 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,199 But that's what we do. Gadgets for everything. 780 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,672 I've never thought I could play a petrol tank. 781 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,110 But it's good. 782 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,795 I don't want loads of different bits that could fall over when you hit 'em. 783 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,838 That petrol tank is heavy. It's got different sounds. 784 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,673 Got me ironing board all set up. 785 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,713 I've got a barbeque lid as like a bit of a cymbal. 786 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,156 And I think, you know, I've took music right back to basics. 787 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,194 ALL: Ooh! 788 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,154 ALL: Yeah! 789 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,599 KARL: I remember once a fellow near our house 790 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,591 was carrying a double bass and he fell over. 791 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,354 Massive thing. He had it on his back, carrying it like a satchel. 792 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,714 Fell over, couldn't get up. 793 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,156 It was that heavy, it was like a... It was like a flipped-over tortoise 794 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,031 and you kinda think, "What are you playing at?" 795 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,190 That shouldn't be carried. 796 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,709 It's not an instrument. Harp, harp is another one. 797 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,879 Odd-looking, the way you have to straddle it and everything. 798 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,759 It doesn't look like a natural instrument. 799 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,353 The wheelie bin, 800 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,512 it's got three different sounds, you can shift it about, you can kick it, 801 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,749 you don't have to worry about damaging it. 802 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,838 And the thing is we've all got them. 803 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,230 We've all got the opportunity to make music. 804 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,876 I mean, I've got a full drum kit outside my house, 805 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,314 the amount of bins we've got. 806 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,353 So there's something good in it 807 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,234 and hopefully people will enjoy it in a bit. 808 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,800 (RHYTHMIC TAPPING) 809 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,155 ALL: Ooh! 810 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,709 ALL: Yeah! 811 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,475 ALL: Ooh! 812 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,595 ALL: Yeah! 813 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,634 A bit under pressure when I first pulled up. 814 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,393 Everyone's there, waiting, thinking, 815 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,517 "What's this, what's this? What's happening?" 816 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,353 It's a pretty classy place round here. 817 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,795 I think that's what made me nervous. There was people over there, 818 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,555 old fellows in, you know, chinos and a nice quiet evening. 819 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,200 It's like, what you would say, Cotswolds or something like that, innit? 820 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,635 Quite posh. We turn up with a load of bins. 821 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,712 I thought, "They're not going to be into this," but they loved it. 822 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,190 All right, wasn't it? Hey? 823 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,836 Well happy with that. Well happy. 824 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,070 This was the major success. 825 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,070 Scratching. 826 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,720 One! Two! Three! Four! 827 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:40,949 You'll know this one. 828 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,717 (PLAYING IN THEAIR TONIGHT BY PHIL COLLINS) 829 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,551 You know, that's like a proper one-man band, innit? 830 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,712 What I've been saying the whole trip is like 831 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,558 pollution, rubbish, waste 832 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,756 does your head in. Stresses you out. 833 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,114 Cheered people up tonight. 834 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,952 Everyone... I mean, how many people were around me? 835 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,396 A good... Must have been about 100, 150 people, 836 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,756 all smiling, giving it that. 837 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,878 When I was dancing, people sort of moving about a bit. 838 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,399 So, it just goes to show, you know, it's not all doom and gloom, is it? 839 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,555 (MEN CHANTING) 840 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,914 (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 841 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,917 KARL: I don't know what you do... What do you do with this? 842 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,435 The whole thing's been about fly-tipping, leaving shit everywhere... 843 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,591 just leave it in the square? (LAUGHING) 844 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,512 Mind you, what bin do you put that in? 845 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,989 Car parts. That'll be another bin when I get home.